I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Green mimosas i think yes
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Panties = found
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