my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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