I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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