How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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