Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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