I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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