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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.

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(740): View more from Ohio

While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator

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(720): View more from Colorado

I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM

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(312): View more from Illinois

on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life

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