Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This is the high leading the old right now
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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