So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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