But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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