i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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