This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
oh god the rape fog is back!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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