Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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