I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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