I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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