My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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