I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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