Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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