so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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