I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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