It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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