Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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