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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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