We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize