And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
