I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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