she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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