Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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