I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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