Midget sex pt 2 tonight
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
