Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
COCAINE IS GR8
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize