I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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