the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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