no, he came in my armpit
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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