I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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