i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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