What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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