bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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