think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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