How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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