operation harelip BJ is a go
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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