Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
did i just pee glitter
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