I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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