The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
