I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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