then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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