That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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