Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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