I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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