whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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