What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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