So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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