and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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