We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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