The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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