6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
she looked like the before picture.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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