So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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