As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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